FOOTBALL FINISHES 8-4, GOES BOWLING IN BOISE

Fresno State won their last regular season game by beating New Mexico St. to finish at 8 -4. But nobody gave a shit because America lost an icon that day when Evel Knievel died. So after the national weekend of mourning the loss of the greatest American to ever wear a cape (Liberace and Elvis were pansies, Evel's a legend)I read somewhere that the Bulldogs got invited to the Boise, ID bowl. Whatever it may be called this year. MPC? Humantarian? Some shit. Whatever they're calling it, it takes place on New Year's Eve, it will be approximately -20 degrees and 15 people outside of the Fresno/Clovis area will watch it on TV. Oh, and the team that is going to kick Fresno State's ass is Georgia Tech.

Meanwhile Paul Swearengin and Kelly Carr have been going on and on about how Pat Hill should have been WAC Coach Of The Year instead of June "undefeated-WAC-Champion-That-Got-Invited-To-A-BCS-Bowl" Jones. Holy fucking shit.